Turpentine The world is going straight to shit and the news tells only half of it. What sells: Terrorism, shootings, and if theres time, the war, and the latest from this weeks media whore. But never fear man, dont you fret. Have a beer and you can bet a little Prime Time Turpentine will erase the pain in your brain from having blood splashed into your eye from the T.V. Shit, you SAID you wanted to watch reality. So tonight lets watch Dancing with the Stars or CSI, or some other lie to make you buy, buy, buy. (And to distract you from the times) Speaking of distractions, tonights movie previews include Bloodlust Heaven and Deathrain Seven, Both rated R by our ever vigilant friends at the MPAA, whose real master plan is to do right away with lesbian nudity or anything gay. Really anything depicting love (or even lust) because hate sells better. And if it hurts? Whatever! Weve always got a little Prime Time Turpentine to numb us down and shut us up While we wait for our next chance to pass up reading even a newspaper or vote on anything besides the next American Idol.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Oct 2013 02:14:46 +0000