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Twas the Night Before Christmas, And all through the house No food was astirrin Not even a mouse Stockings were hung round Dads neck like a tie Along with a note that said Presents or die Children were plotting all snug in their beds While the wifes constant whining was splitting his head But this year, Dad had cash in the bank Then they closed up early, now Dads in the tank All of a sudden, Santa appeared! A sneer on his face, booze in his beard Santa I said as he laughed merrily You do so much for others. Do something for me? Bundy He said, You only sell shoes Your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters a flooze Ho! Ho! Santa said, Should I mention your wife? Her hairs like an A-bomb, her nails like a knife! So he climbs up the chimney, That fat piece of dung. He mooned me two times! He stuck out his tongue! And I heard him exclaim as he broke wind with glee Youre Married with Children Youll never be free The end Al Bundy, Polk High class of 1966
Posted on: Fri, 26 Dec 2014 03:40:11 +0000

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