Twas the Night of the Kings Castration: the last of the Royal Balls was coming off. All the counts, discounts and no-ccounts were sitting around the throne room slinging camel-shit, for in those days, bull-shit was as yet unknown. A noise was heard in the courtyard and in came Daniel on his gallant white steed, with his balls slung over his shoulder. What ho! cried the King. Ass-hole! replied Daniel, thus scoring an early point for the common people.
Posted on: Thu, 30 Jan 2014 18:40:44 +0000