Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in - TopicsExpress



          

Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Indian restaurant in New York . Sid asked Al, Are there any Jewish people of our faith born and raised in India ? Al replied, I dont know, lets just ask our waiter. When the waiter came by, Al asked him, Are there any Indian Jews? The waiter said, I doont by knowing, I ask cooksaheb.. He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said, No ser, no Indian Jews. Al wasnt really satisfied with that and asked, Are you absolutely sure? The waiter, realizing he was dealing with foreigners gave the expected answer, I check again, and went back into the kitchen. While the waiter was away in the kitchen, Sid said, I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in India . Our people are scattered everywhere. The waiter returned and said, Cooksaheb say there is no Indian Jews. Are you certain? Al asked once again, I just cant believe there are no Indian Jews! Madir Chod!!!!!!!!! ! Listen, I asked EVERYONE, replied the frustrated waiter. All we have is Mango Jews, Cococnut Jews & Tomato Jews! - No Indian Jews
Posted on: Thu, 28 Aug 2014 07:19:21 +0000

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