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Two Texans are sitting on a plane from Dallas and an old Jewish man is sitting between them. The first Texan says, My name is Roger. I own 250,000 acres. I have 1,000 head of cattle and they call my place The Jolly Roger. The second Texan says, My name is John. I own 350,000 acres. I have 5,000 head of cattle and they call my place Big Johns. They both look down at the little old Jewish man who says, My name is Irving and I own only 300 acres. Roger looks down at him and says, 300 Acres? What do you raise? Nothing, says Irving . Well then, what do you call it? asked John. Downtown Dallas . ________________________________
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 19:37:18 +0000

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