Two Women Meet In Heaven: 1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry. 2nd woman: Hi! Im Sylvia. Howd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasnt so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, & finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, soI came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic & searched,& down into the basement. Then I went through every closet & checked under all the beds. I kept this up until Ihad looked everywhere,& finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack & died. 1st woman: Too bad you didnt look in the freezer---wed both still be alive. Lorl!Morning!
Posted on: Tue, 03 Dec 2013 05:22:04 +0000
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