Two aliens, Zathar and Caad, landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached the gas pumps and Zathar said to it Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader. The gas pump, of course, did not respond. Zathar repeated the greeting and there was still no response. Annoyed by what he perceived as the gas pumps haughty attitude, Zathar drew his ray gun and said impatiently, Greetings Earthling, we come in peace. Why do you dare ignore us this way? Take us to your leader now, or I will be forced to fire upon you. Caad began to warn his comrade, No, you must not anger him................, but ...before he could finish his warning Zathar fired upon the gas pump. There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert where they landed in a heap. When they finally regained consciousness (aliens have tough skin) Zathar turned to Caad and said What a ferocious creature. It nearly killed us. How did you determine it to be so dangerous? Caad answered, If there is one thing I have learned in my travels throughout the galaxy, it is that if a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick in his own ear, dont mess with him.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 14:39:38 +0000
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