Two boys are playing football in Sefton Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck. An Echo reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy; Young Reds Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal, he starts writing in his notebook. But Im not a Liverpool fan, the little lad replied. Sorry, since we are in Liverpool, I just assumed you were. said the reporter and starts again. Little Everton Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack he continued writing in his notebook. Im not an Everton fan either, the boy said. I assumed everyone in Liverpool was either a red or blue? What team do you support? the reporter asked. Were just visiting cousins, im a Utd fan, the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, evil Manc Yob Kills Beloved Family Pet.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 10:16:11 +0000
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