Two-by-fours Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, We need some four-by-twos. The clerk asked, You mean two-by-fours, dont you? The man said, Ill go check, and went back to the truck. He returned and said, Yeah, I meant two-by-four. The clerk said, All right. How long do you need them? The customer paused for a minute and said, Id better go check. After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, A long time. Were gonna build a house.
Posted on: Mon, 21 Apr 2014 21:52:27 +0000
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