Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of Lake Burley Griffin in Canberra . The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, I cant understand how you can be so much bigger than me. Were the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just dont get it. Well, said the big Croc, what have you been eating? Politicians, same as you, replied the small Croc. Hmm. Well, where do you catch them? Down the other side of the lake near the parking lot by Parliament House. Same here. Hmm... how do you catch them? Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh*t out of them, and eat em! Ah! says the big Crocodile, I think I see your problem. Youre not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the sh*t out of a Politician, theres nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase.
Posted on: Sun, 01 Dec 2013 09:36:11 +0000
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