Two fellows were lost in the desert, they had been there for days with no sign of life anywhere. All of a sudden one of the guys started to feel horny with all the heat and stuff. He turned to his friend and said do you know every now and then vultures sweep down and peck out your eyes?. His friend replied no way. He said yes but I have a prevention. If I see one swooping down insert these two coins into your eyes and bury your head in the sand. Gee thanks his friend replied. All of a sudden the guy yelled Vulture attack, Vulture attack quickly the guy put in the coins and buried his head in the sand. At this the other guy whipped down his pants and had his wicked way with him. The guy in the sand shouted You can peck as hard as you like you arent getting my eyes !
Posted on: Mon, 22 Sep 2014 04:08:37 +0000
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