Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured fm the jungle, so h runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself - so is basically a city-slicker. H vanishes into the city. Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured - & returned to the zoo. A month passes, then two, three..... but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months later the city-lion is also recaptured & brought back to the zoo. Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend. Jungle-lion: For Gods sake, how were u able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?! City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a govt. Office & hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there. Jungle-lion: But what did u eat there? City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of govt servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate. Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did u get caught? City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar... One day I ate the chai-walla. The whole office stopped working. They launched a massive hunt fr the Chaiwala. & I got caught !!! Holy Chaiwalla !!!
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 07:41:44 +0000
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