Two local men were injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday. Woodruff County deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock, were returning to Des Arc after a frog-catching trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Pooles pickup truck headlights malfunctioned. > > > > The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older-model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 calibre bullets from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering-wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet the headlights again began to operate properly, and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge. > > > > After travelling approximately 20 miles, and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the testicles. The vehicle swerved sharply right, exited the pavement, and struck a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident but will require extensive surgery to repair the damage to his testicles, which will never operate as intended. > > > > Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. Thank God we werent on that bridge when Thurston shot his balls off, or we might be dead, stated Wallis > > > > Ive been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I cant believe that those two would admit how this accident happened, said Snyder. > > > > Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia Poole (Pooles wife) asked how many frogs the boys had caught and did anyone get them from the truck? > > > > Though Poole and Wallis did not die as a result of their misadventure as normally required by Darwin Award Official Rules, it can be argued that Poole did in fact effectively remove himself from the gene pool.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 20:43:25 +0000
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