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Two naughty boys stole a bag of Oranges from the shops. They decided to go to the nearest Cemetery to share the loot They had to scale a big gate to enter the cemetery As they were scaling,two oranges fell out of the bag and were left behind at the gate A heavily drunk man on his way from a local tavern was passing near the cemetery gate and heard the following: One for me-One for You (distribution of the loot) yame....ya gago One for me-One for You He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he can to the local Priest Mfundisi come with me and witness God and Satan are sharing corpses at the cemetery They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continued: One for me-One for You - yame.......ya gago Suddenly the one voice said: Lets get the two at the gate (meaning the oranges that fell!) One of the pastors shoes is still at the cemetery
Posted on: Sun, 17 Aug 2014 21:51:38 +0000

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