Two old Jewish men, Fred & Al are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in Los Angeles one day. Fred asks Al, “Do you think there are any people of our faith in Mexico?” Al replies, “I don’t know, let’s ask our waiter.” When the waiter arrives, Al asks, “Are there any Mexican Jews?” The waiter says, “I don’t know Senor, I’ll ask the cook.” He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, “No senor, the cook says no Mexican Jews!” Al isn’t satisfied and asks, “Are you sure?” The waiter realizing that he is dealing with Gringos. Replies, “I check once more, senor!” While the waiter is away, Fred says, “I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico..Our people are scattered everywhere!” The waiter returns and says. “Senor, the head cook say there is no Mexican Jews.” “Are you certain?, Al asks. “I just can’t believe there are no Mexican Jews!” “Senor, I ask everyone,” replies the exasperated waiter, “All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews. Prune Jews and Tomato Jews.”
Posted on: Sun, 16 Nov 2014 21:59:23 +0000
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