Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in Texas. One day Sid asks Al, “Do you know of any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico? Al replies, “I don’t know, let’s ask our waiter.” When the waiter arrives, Al asks, “Are there any Mexican Jews? The waiter says, “I don’t know, Señor, I ask the cook.” He returns to the kitchen. A few minutes later he returns and says, ” No, Señor, the cook says no Mexican Jews.” Al isn’t satisfied and asks, “Are you absolutely sure? The waiter, realizing he is dealing with Gringos, replies “I check once again Señor.” While the waiter is away, Sid says, “I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere.” The waiter returns and says “Señor, the head cook say there are no Mexican Jews.” Al asks, “Are you certain? I just can’t believe there are no Mexican Jews.” The exasperated waiter says, “Señor, I ask EVERYONE. All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, and Tomato Jews.”
Posted on: Wed, 23 Oct 2013 07:00:53 +0000
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