Two police officers see an old woman staggering down the street who has obviously had too much to drink, but instead of taking her to jail, they decide to show some compassion and take her home. They load her into the police cruiser and one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman. As they drive through the streets, they keep asking the woman where she lives.. In her stupor, she just gazes at the officer beside her, strokes his arm and says “Youre passionate.” They drive a while longer and ask again and the response is the same, “Youre passionate.” Now the officers are getting upset and say, “Look, we have been driving you around this neighborhood for an hour and you still havent told us where you live. “Yesh, I did,” she slurs. “I kept trying to tell you, “Youre pashin it.”
Posted on: Wed, 21 Jan 2015 20:07:56 +0000
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