Two robbers entered a small town bank. One of them shouts, Dont move! This money belongs to the bank. Your lives belong to you. Quietly and without panic everyone immediately lay down on the floor. This is an example of how the correct wording of a sentence will make people realize what their priorities are. While running from the bank, the younger robber (who had a college degree) said to the older robber (who was a high school dropout), Lets stop and count our take. The older robber said, Just keep running! When we get to the hideout well watch the news on TV, and they will tell us how much weve stolen. This is an example of how experience is more important than a degree. After the robbers had gone, the bank manager said to the accountant, Lets count whats missing and call the police and tell them. Wait, said the accountant, before we do that, lets take that huge discrepancy in our books and add that to the stolen amount. This is an example of taking advantage of an opportunity. In the news it was reported that the bank had lost 3 million dollars to the robbers. When the robbers counted their take, they found they only had 1 million dollars. The robbers started grumbling, We risked our lives for 1 million, while the banks management took 2 million and were perfectly safe doing it. This is an example of learning better ways to work the system. Give a person a gun, and he will be able to rob a bank. Give a person a bank and he will rob everyone.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 01:22:05 +0000
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