Two strangers, married to each other and living together for more than 30 years acquire certain peculiar characteristics. 1. At marriage, the man roars with a deep bass or baritone. The wife is on soprano and is submissive to the man. After 30 years living a monogamous union, the voice pitches and tonals undergo a Trans-gender reversal. The ageing man speaks in a high pitch, whining tone while the wife acquires a masculine mien. The man stops giving orders, he scampers to do the wish of the queen! That is voice, and power. 2. A man marries while his hair is full, black (i mean for African men) and tough. The wife is covered in graceful, long and lets say fluffy hair. Over time, the man loses hair, the remnants cover a half-moon geometry on the head, leaving a shiny skull. For those who bald, that is. Meanwhile the woman begins balding from the rims. What is a hairy half-disc for the ageing man is a hairless regression on the wife. She becomes Chesongony, has a crown of hair. Its as if nature does a delicate balancing act, keeping the same amount of hair with the pair but sharing it tactfully betwix the couple. Ooh. I almost forgot. The wife grows a beard too! Well, not a bushy one, but some feline whiskers nevertheless! 3. Height compensation. Lets say a giant 3 meter man married a sturdy one foot shorter wife. By the time they close ranks, one would be stooping by the exact difference in height to diminish any differences. Skin colour. Over time, their facial skin tones tend to draw closer.the darker becomes lighter while the lighter acquires a tint to banish the differences! Theyre surely one. Till death do us part! 4. Finally, in the Nandi sense, they call each other ingwe, the honour reserved for male agemates. They call each other Oo. Theyre ageless, genderless. Have a blessed Sunday everyone!
Posted on: Sun, 16 Mar 2014 06:22:21 +0000
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