Two teachers were arguing in the class and the students were watching. Other teachers were trooping in one after the other. ENGLISH TEACHER: What a pugnacious and combatant quagmire seeing teachers maneuverating themselves in the presence of their pupils. CHEMISTRY TEACHER: Stop this now or I’ll balance your equation with acid and base. Infact, let me test u with my litmus paper first of all....(go down low). MATHS TEACHER: please please stop before I divide and subtract your names from our teachers’ list cos ur bearing is quadratically unfit for this rendezvous. CRS TEACHER: Oh God of Nazareth,forgive them cos they do not know what they are doing. ECONOMICS TEACHER: What a human behavior,I’ll draw a scale of preference to know who’s at fault. MUSIC TEACHER: Stop both of you lack voices to win an argument,your phonet is voiceless,your treble ,and your alto lack vocal sound. HISTORY TEACHER: oh my God of century 2013 I’ll compare this fight with that of Iran and Iraq.. BIOLOGY TEACHER: What a shame between these two species of Homo sapiens.The knot of your Medula Oblongata is loosing I must get a Spanner to stop this Osmosis. ARABIC TEACHER: يج خ بو غخفو زخزخسةح ... يج خ بو غخفو زخخ مق لاجززجو لسلاق لسلاق جل مق لاجززجو لسلاق لسلاق جل IBIBIO TEACHER: Ntaha mbufo esuneke Idem mbufo ntommie eh, ado ata mkpo but ono Eyin mmi. kpodo mbre ke odo, mbok etre ke usop? Who amongs the teachers will seprate dis fight?
Posted on: Tue, 27 Aug 2013 18:34:04 +0000
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