*Two types of Facebook peeps that take me OUT* 1) The one who hasnt figured out that, they arent funny. I mean, while everybody else is piling up likes on their comments, you have one. That sympathy like. 2) The one who goes all Broadway with their departure FROM Facebook. Something like this: Well people, the time has come for me to focus on other things. I must leave Facebook. Im deactivating my account. I mean, not going to be able to get online and see anything you said. Wont be able to access the inboxes you send me. I swear Imma do it. Its about to happen. You can start the countdown. Like, for real. Because, I dont play games. But, if you need to contact me, I left 15 references in your inbox with numbers. Additionally, heres my email addy: ineedtoslapmyselfsilly@gmail. And, if you cant reach me via email, you SHOULD have my number. But, if not, its 555-777-9311. And, if for some reason that isnt getting through, I live at 1392 FOH Lane Idiotville, IN 78201. But, since I gave you all this info, you should have no problems reaching me, if you need me. Because, I am outtie five thousand, G. My blood type is A+. But, that shouldnt matter because, deactivation happening in a few. Social Security number is 111-765-3722. Besides, Im tired of the Facebook games. I work at KFC on Martin Lutha Tha Kang Blvd, day shift. I put my leaving on my momma, my kids AND my barely living homies. Im David Blaine to this ish. I drive a blue Honda, license plate DA HAYAL. But, its been real. Ill miss a FEW of you. Mommas maiden name is Stevens. I may return at SOME point but, its too much right now. I fill my prescriptions at Walgreens on Main. Every Wednesday. Bye, niccas. I worship at..... THAT ninja....
Posted on: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 21:04:51 +0000
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