Two weeks before, I attended a wedding and I cant resist mentioning some fun-facts about the Big Fat Indian Weddings, which are carried out in a fashion which would shame even the IPL organisers... 1. There will be hundreds of people at the wedding. Your cousin will be invited. Your cousins husbands uncles sons wife will also be invited. 2. There is mehndi rasam, sangeet rasam and so many other rasams that when the time for actual wedding is there, everyone is tired. 3.Baarat pakka 9 baje niklegi! Hahaha..No way! Because there is a LOOOOT of dancing to be done. 4. Sooo much food. Chaat? Check. Pizza? Check. Sizzlers? Check. Maybe thats why people attend these weddings. 5. When the groom reaches the wedding mandap, relatives doing the baraati dance with their hands in the air. 6. Perfect occasion for women to show off. Different outfits for each event, accompanied by matching accessories! (I personally love this part, where we can flaunt our dresses ;) ) 7. And by the end, you have ears hurting from heavy earrings and head hurting because of thousands of bobby pins! 8. You discover about relatives you didnt even know existed . And it is followed by unlimited conversations. 9. And everyone be like Kitna bada ho gaya/Kitni badi ho gayi! and you have no clue how to respond. Fake smiles! Haha! They are the saviours! 10. And if you are in your early twenties, BEWARE! Your relatives think its their duty to look for a groom/bride for you, so that by the time that wedding is over, talks about your marriage start! :/ 11. Even if a dozen rooms are booked for the family, everyone will cram into one single room because everyone has to gossip! 12. And ofcourse, not to forget, crushing on the cute guys (usually the brides/ grooms cousins), who look totally adorable in the Indian attire! ;) And hence, it is called the big fat Indian wedding! :D
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 16:20:12 +0000
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