Two women are new arrivals at the Pearly Gates and are comparing stories on how they had died. First Woman: I froze to death Description: Image removed by sender. alt Second Woman: You froze to death? how horrible! First Woman: Well, it wasnt so bad. After I quit shaking form the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? Second Woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den, watching TV. First Woman: So what happened? Second Woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere, that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up to the atticand searched, then ran all the way back down to the basement and searched. Then I went through every closet and checked under every bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. First Woman: Too bad you didnt look in the freezer - Wed both still be alive...
Posted on: Mon, 22 Sep 2014 19:43:30 +0000
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