Two young 20-somethings park a Mini Cooper with the Red Bull can afixed to the roof at a jaunty angle in front of the cafe. This should be good. ***** BOBBY: Eating in or taking out? REDBULLETTE #1: I... BOBBY: Or do you just need to pee? REDBULLETTE #2: Uh, pee. BOBBY: Straight in the back. Venus! REDBULLETTE #1: Do you have a menu? BOBBY: Right at the end of the counter. There you go. Let me ask you, do you, uh, consume the product you sell? REDBULLETTE #1: I... BOBBY: I didnt think so. But, for the record, Ill say that you didnt say anything *against* the product youre paid to sell. REDBULLETTE #1: You... BOBBY: Well, heres your friend back. The Red Bull runs right through you, huh? REDBULLETTE #2: I... REDBULLETTE #1: Well come back and eat some time. BOBBY: Drive responsibly.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Apr 2014 22:29:27 +0000