Types of People You Meet in Exam Hall in Nigeria 1)FIRST TO FINISH I have come across some of them who have been maintaining this first to finish reputation. Even when an exam seems terribly difficult, they would still be the first to submit as if an extra mark is awarded. (If they are Igbo and they take Yoruba Language exam, they would still maintain their reputation by submitting first). I don’t know if it is a general estimation in which such students are regarded as being brilliant 2)THE CONFUSED ONES When invigilators say ” 5Mins To Go” you see discomfort and confusion printed on their faces as if they just lost a relative 3)PEN BORROWERS The ones who ask, “Chairman abeg you get extra pen?” Coming to an exam without a pen when exam don almost start? Haaaa na wa oooo 4)EXTRA SHEET BOOKERS These students ask for more answer booklets while you are still battling with number one, you see them signal to the invigilators requesting for extra sheets, isn’t this challenging ? How on earth would they have genuinely finished one paper after 15 minutes? All other explanations are physically impossible. 5)The acclaIMED HIGH ESTEEMED ONES The ones who don’t know 1 out of 5 questions but don’t want to ask because they don’t want to feel beneath you; you see them looking at the ceiling as if they want to remember something but for where? They have nothing to remember joor 6)THE SPELLERS The ones who ask for a definition, while dictating to them, they ask you to take a pause and spell a particular word for them. Chairman abeg help me spell am”. Ooooh common this isn’t a primary school 7)TOILET USERS These students don’t urinate more than twice a day but during an exam their bladders quickly get full. They take an excuse to the toilet by intervals. I wonder “wetin them dey go do dia” 8)THE HISSERS These are student who start hissing or making awkward sound when invigilators say “No form of contact allowed” they would start looking as if their world has come crashing down 9)The ones who create illusion by holding their pens firmly as if they are writing something These students create illusion by posing as if they are writing something but for where? They sit confidently and hold their pens firmly as if they want to write the whole world, they keep writing like a well prepared student, only to glance at their booklet and see they were only able to write a sentence. Haha since morning? 10) Masquerade carriers These are people who will succeed in using their expo even if battalion of soldiers are deployed to invigilate No lie! Which group u belong?
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 12:07:19 +0000
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