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UPDATE YOUR KNOWLEDGE Medical Daffynitions Artery -The study of paintings. Bacteria – Back door to cafeteria. Barium – What doctors do when patients die. Benign – What you be, after you be eight. Caesarean Section – A neighbourhood in Rome . Catscan – Searching for Kitty. Cauterize – Made eye contact with her. Colic – A sheep dog. Coma – A punctuation mark. Dilate – To live long. Enema – Not a friend. Fester – Quicker than someone else. Fibula – A small lie. Impotent – Distinguished, well known. Labour Pain – Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff – A Doctor’s cane. Morbid – A higher offer. Nitrates – Cheaper than day rates. Node – Knew it. Outpatient – A person who has fainted. Pelvis – Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative – A letter carrier. Recovery Room – Place to do upholstery. Rectum – Nearly killed him. Secretion – Hiding something. Seizure – Roman emperor. Tablet. – A small table. Terminal Illness – Getting sick at the airport. Tumour – One plus one more. Urine – Opposite of you’re out.
Posted on: Wed, 28 Aug 2013 21:45:41 +0000

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