Un PC British Humour It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on rioters. They are putting some Persil in to stop the coloureds running. Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London ..... Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam. Following the riots in Tottenham, its important to remind ourselves that not all black people are stereotypical thieves and arsonists. The vast majority are drug dealers and rapists. Ngogo Mwambi has to travel 5 miles every day for fresh water, 7 miles every day for food & 10 miles every day for medicine for him & his family. This is because the daft bastard and all his mates torched the Peckham Spar, Tottenham KFC and Hackney Medical Centre and now he has to walk to Croydon for his breakfast. Riots in Wythenshawe last month caused over £1 million worth of improvements Muslims have gone on the rampage in Bradford , killing anyone whos English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5. Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead, until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on standby. Theyve had to cancel the panto Jack & the Beanstalk in Birmingham , Bristol , Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester, Luton and London : Apparently the giant couldnt smell any Englishmen. Years ago it was suggested that, An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, Ive found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!
Posted on: Sun, 17 Nov 2013 21:01:58 +0000
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