Unfortunately, as I have gotten older, I have become a little less sensitive. So, after trying my new job last weekend as a Wal-Mart greeter (a good find for many retirees), I lasted less than a day... About two hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, coyote-ugly,nasty woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins? The ugly, nasty woman stopped yelling long enough to say, Hell no, they aint twins. The oldest ones 9, and the other ones 7. Why the hell would you think theyre twins? Are you blind or just stupid? So I replied, Im neither blind nor stupid, Maam. I just find it hard to believe you got laid twice!! Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart. My 25-year old supervisor said I probably wasnt cut out for this line of work… Soooo, tomorrow maybe Ill go fishing.
Posted on: Wed, 09 Apr 2014 22:12:23 +0000
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