Unless Ive told you otherwise--I hate your kid. Its not special. Its precociousness is more annoying than unique. When you let it run wild down the sidewalk like an untethered dog I dont think aw....I think punt it. Its unsolicited attempts to interact with me are on par with an overweight construction worker with a viral cold trying to get my phone number. If said child tries to interact with me by shrieking at me and I ignore it, and you say Maam, shes TRYING to say hello to you, do not look demoralized when I state calmly life is hard and its best your child learns not to look for validation from strangers on subway trains. Its nothing personal, I just hate your kid. This concludes Tuesday afternoons PSA.
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 18:47:01 +0000
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