Unless youve encountered or at least heard of a Newfie...you wont get this. LOL! A Newfie won a fishing boat in a raffle and tows it home. His wife looks at him and says, What in the name o Lard Jasus are you gonna do with dat, bye? We lives on a farm. Theres nary a bit o water within 75 miles o ere. He says, Dont care. I won er and Im gonna keep er.... Several days later the Newfies brother comes over to visit. He looks out in the field behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a fishing boat in the middle of the field with a fishing rod in his hand. He stands at the edge of the field and yells out to him, What the frig are you doin? His brother calls back, Im fishin. What the frig does it look like Im a doin? His brother yells back, Lard tunderin bye, its people like you that gives Newfies a bad name, making everyone think were stupid. If I could swim, Id come out there and kick you in the friggin arse.
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 19:54:50 +0000
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