Untold Bible story 1: Vladimir Putin was an angelic prophet who selfishly wanted the ability to time travel. So he went to the feet of the Lord himself and asked My Lord, I have foreseen that there will be an autismo born in the future, that will cause Ukraine and Russia to fall into great conflict. And through his long, wise, white beard, the Lord spoke. My son, I will grant you the ability to time travel twice, and twice only. Do not tamper with the events of the future, only observe. And so Vladdy went to the gates of the Heavens, put on his time traveling hat and walked through the Gate to the Future. Upon reaching the future Europe, Vladimir flew long and far to find the dreaded Autismo. But, to his dismay, Satan himself was also on the hunt for the Autismo, to reveal to Russia and Ukraine its location and ultimately unleash the horrors of the Crimean Crisis. Unfortunately, Satan found the Autismo. He told the leaders of Ukraine and Russia that a secret weapon lay somewhere within their regions of the continent, and that a war was inevitable. The war began. Vladdy, who was still on his conquest to find the Autismo., found its father, and the father revealed that the Autismo was given the name Elena to avoid detection. Vladdy took up position as a leader of Russia, and Satan came to fight him in a hand-to-hand combat battle, featuring a 3 round match of sword dueling. While Satans back was turned, Elenas father reached into Satans back pocket, and snatched the Autismo. Vladimir granted the father his final time travel portal, to allow him to bring the Autismo back to Vladimir in the past, so that VLaddy himself could vanquish it, and continue to pay the price by living in the future. Below is an artists interpretation of the father bringing the Vladdy of the Past the autismo im going to the gym, if you would like to feature in a bible story pls submit a request between 12pm - 12am on business days
Posted on: Tue, 05 Aug 2014 10:38:39 +0000
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