Up early because of Ben Franklin. Political ads are in full swing. If you need a quick breakdown of the candidates for gov before voting day, here you go. Scott Walker: Will protect you from abusive baseball bat weilding boyfriend that wants to kill your baby and stuff you in the fridge. Will NOT let you kill your own baby. Has created a ton of jobs as well as not created a ton of jobs. Loves the middle class and moving in the direction of forward. Looks similar to George Clooney. Mary Burke: probably wants to protect you from baseball bat weilding boyfriends, but no mention. WILL let you decide your babies fate. Has a plan for job growth, but she copied it and didnt include an APA formatted bibliography. Owns at least one bicycle. Bill Clinton of NBA Jam fame backs her. He was a president in this country. Loves the middle class but comes from a big pile of money. Looks similar to George Clooney. Be sure to cast your vote based soley on the sensationalized topic closest to your heart. Donuts, chicken wings, and the internet will still exist regardless of the result.
Posted on: Mon, 03 Nov 2014 15:33:24 +0000
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