Update- Un Gawa fans! Jesus wept! What a weekend Un Gawa fans! And I don’t just mean Leicester 5 Man Utd 3. Or the happy Hammers putting Liverpool to the sword, or even Palace beating Everton 2-3. No, The Chairman is top! Numero Uno, the Leader of the Pack, King of the Castle, Running the Show, the Mack Daddy (jointly, I grant you with the Brown bomber) and he also got the highest score this week with 51 pts! (Just edging out Ian and his magic Brown pants with 50 pts). It’s time to eat the Chairman’s shorts, doubters! With great pleasure & apologies to the late Bjarne Grevsgard….RIP. “Ray Stanbrook, Mark Perkins, Paul Davies, Paul Harrison, Paul Gibson, Jeremy Martin, James Hulme! I’ve beaten them all! Oggy, can you hear me? Oggy, I have a message for you, Oggy, as they say in your language in the hellish bars around the ghettos of Manchester: Your boys took a hell of a beating! A hell of a beating! If anyone would like to know more about how it feels to look down on the rest of the league, please drop me a line. Step into Dr Swallow’s transfer surgery But the weekend got even funnier as it turns out the Og-Monster, aka Paul Harrison, took to his beloved social media on Sunday to seek out help with his transfers. Now for those that don’t know him, Paul lives & breathes Un Gawa, he is one of the main reasons it is a huge success and yet he has only once won the title…way back in 2005. So picture the scene on Sunday morning, good ‘ole Oggy asked Gordon his opinion on one Tyler Blackett. See picture. (lost on Facebook- see email) Seems he ignored ‘Dr’ Swallow’s advice! Utterly hilarious!! And paid the penalty! When Blackett got a red card. What a calamitous transfer, Oggy! Throw in finding out that Paul Davies blew his title chances last season by refusing to sell Aaron ‘I missed months of the season injured’ Ramsey and you have a double whammy of pure, comedy gold! At the muppet end of the league there was some awful scores from Nathan Rollings, Nick ‘3 goals’ Scott’ both with 14 points, only beaten by King Monkey himself, Greg March! Who got the lowest score with a p*ss poor 13 points and is now bottom! A relieved Mike Heffernan thus rose like a salmon to 79th! The monkey is off his back but still lingering elsewhere. Greg March comes back every year, a man bowed by years of torment, yet with the verve that says its early days & theres still time. Good lad! With one week to go to the first manager of the month, Gordon Swallow is ahead for the £10 prize, all that can change…..to quote the legendary Bennet from Commando ..’In the blink of an eye! Remember that!’ Bez Corner If you didnt see this last week, its awesome. Jeremy Menezs incredible post to post back heel goal in Milan 5 Parma 4. Worth a look for the sheer audacity of it & power! https://youtube/watch?v=SYKqczoUdzU
Posted on: Tue, 23 Sep 2014 19:26:22 +0000
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