Upsie vs. The Dread Cloud of Warranty Once upon a time, a darkened land glowed with a soft blue lights Of the gadgets held in hands grasping so precious, so tight. For the dread cloud of Warranty cast the land in its shade, And its people ran fearful, unprotected and dismayed. Legions of middlemen flew down from the dark vault, Tormenting with warranty prices equal to assault. They paid heavily to the dark side, just to protect their gear, Losing hope that a new way to warranty would ever appear. But then, one day, faith was renewed as a hero took flight! Upsie rode in with a warranty app shining bright. He cried, You wont dip into this kitty! We will no longer be screwed! And terminated the Middlemen¹s prices so crude. Upsie spread his app through the land, across all gadgets and devices, And people bought the warranties they wanted at much better prices. Is it magic and wizardry? they exclaimed and cried. No, Upsie said with a smile. Just warranties with an upside. _______ FOLLOW LIPSapp Smooth Radio _______ FB: r-js/1wsLIZx / TW: r-js/1wsLDoS / Listen to LIPSapp Smooth Radio r-js/1dOIQ18 #jazz #blues #randb #mariahcarey #tonibraxton #tedeschitrucks #davekoz #boneyjames
Posted on: Mon, 05 Jan 2015 21:09:49 +0000
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