Us Yorkshiremen n wimmin, wese reet prard, to ave Tour d Frogs, startin with Yellow Sheep n Black Puddin Leg, through our greet county. Wese onoured, to ave t Duchess o Cambridge attendin t start. Wese concerned though, that t lass is as thin as rake.Shes must be knackered, with attendin this and openin that, all t time, what with bouncin bubby to look after; more cream crackered than them bicycle men, oo ave nice lightweight bikes to elp em. What she needs, is nice sit down in Noras pub, and a good elpin of fine Yorkshire pud and roast taters , with chunky slices of olesome roast beef n thick gravy, with plenty o fresh veg; washed down with best Yorkshire bitter, outa a jug. Goin back t race, common tater as just said theres summat round corner. Well yes, theres t road. Bicycle men should keep their eyes on that. Theyse dont wish to be distracted by us beautiful Yorkshire countryside, and ride into us fine Yorkshire stone walls. This would upset t Duchess o Cambridge, as she would nowt like to see young lads urt. (The spell checker is sulking, its refusing to talk to me.)
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 13:35:53 +0000
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