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Us men are soooooo simple but women complicate the most simple things. They can turn making a sandwich into a job & a mathematical equation. A man says baby fix me a sandwich & thats it. We dont care what type of sandwich. Dont care whats on it. Long as we got meat cheese bread we good. Women however...baby fix me smoked turkey & sharp cheddar cheese sandwich. Use a 4 inch length knife & spread my mayo on my left bread .3 centimeters thin counterclockwise & mustard on the right slice of bread .4 centimeters thin clockwise. 2 slices of tomato. 3 sheets of lettuce & cut the crust off the corners at a perfect 45 degree angle...& let 1 thing be wrong. They all say the same thing. If you didnt wanna do it all you had to do was say so. Lol.
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 14:37:51 +0000

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