Useful Information for Stilt Walkers For those who aspire to travel At a higher than usual height There are other less costly arrangements Than than balloons or a luxury flight For stilts are a feasible method And for only a modest amount Youll be towering over your peers Though they can be quite hard to dismount While theyre good as a mode of conveyance Or for feeding arthritic giraffes For football they not recommended Or administering cardiographs Theyre crap if your plans involve swimming And youd better not get on a bike Low bridges can be problematic And subways and doorways alike The Scots are forbidden to use them Its illegal to go there by stilt If a Scotsman should manage to mount them He reveals what he keeps up his kilt The can-can can cause mild abrasions And splinters in sensitive places Youll snap cleanly in two at the ankles If you bend down to tie up your laces So be wary and use them with caution In a setting that suits their design Pick a house with a generous ceiling And plan only to walk in a line Wear a helmet and study protection Upon any appendage you please And when striding about on your business Be mindful of potholes and trees
Posted on: Tue, 19 Nov 2013 18:18:42 +0000
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