Uti Nwachukwu Insults Nigerians “Many Of U Smell, Have Body & Mouth Odour” Recently Nollywood actor and model Uti Nwachuku’s released new and comprehensive article on personal hygiene: It reads: DANG!!! Did that just come from you?Usually that’s what goes through your head if you are cursed to be seated close to someone with rancid breath or even worse if you end up in bed with someone who has become one with body odour. Yes, my fellow Nigerians. Quite a number of you smell. Be it body or mouth odour but it has become a threat to social existence in our society because some of you are so selfish and too wicked to bother about personal hygiene. Only money money money una de think? It’s not fair ooooo. Continue below… Come on people, do you know that the way you smell can even favour or be bad luck to you when you are trying to get employed? I know of a model that was hot and when the designer asked her to try on the clothes, the minute she took her top off. The designer “change face” and said “you know what, I’ve changed my mind, your agency will get back”. He then went back to the casting crew and said : OMG? She smells like s***. This also happens to male models regularly and designers complain. I understand because a friend once borrowed my shirt and I had to turn it to a rag afterwards. On the other hand, my good friend in Benin borrowed my singlet and it came back smelling of how your box smells when you travel to Jand. Get this, it was unwashed. Now that’s a clean person. First things first- Armpit/ Body Hair Nigerians! We live in a temperate region of the world. It’s hot and humid. Male or female , why on earth will you allow your armpit hair grow out? Do you not know that hair in closed places traps bacteria and builds up gunk that will now smell? Habah now! With or without antiperspirants, shave your armpit hair. I know some guys that will say oo it’s manly to have hair in your pits. Really?? To choke the babes that you are hugging or dancing with is manly? And you wonder why the girls go home with the metros*xual men more. Smh. Brosiyeeeeeee. Shave your pits. Nigeria is too hot, plus no matter what you say, hairy armpits are unsightly.And invest in really strong antiperspirants. Abeg, for the sake of your friends and girlfriends.It’s quite embarrassing to tell you but trust me, if you have armpit hair in Nigeria you do smell after a while and people just don’t want to tell you. Don’t even come with that crap about not being able to afford body sprays. There are very cheap ones if you don’t have enough money. Some go for as little as 150 Naira. No excuses. Buy them and use, I’d rather chill with a local person smelling good cheap than a classy person smelling like carbide. Body Let’s go to the body…this is really controversial. As a woman of course there should not be hair ANYWHERE on your body apart from your head. Someone shout out – Brazilian Wax. Hahaha kidding. But even down there ladies, come on. What are you doing with all that bush, abi you wan train hair to make short and curly weavon/wig to sell?? Habah. You know how sensitive that spot is…the more shaved it is, the less likely you are to have odours when you combine with your regular non soap “surface” wash (seeing as it is a self cleaning organ. Hurray!!!) Now guys. Smh….I remember in the University or was it Secondary School sef. One of my roommates came in and decided to change after classes. Omo the room actually changed when he took off his trousers, Gaddemm! How do I describe this smell. Like egg wey dem troway inside dustbin and forget take trash out overnight. I was in shock. Guys, guys, guysss! Stop with this: “It’s not masculine” talk. If you can use a clipper to shave your armpit hair because you will sweat in Nigeria, that body hair will trap odour o! If you are hairy, please shave your torso. Leave the ones on your legs and arms but please shave every other area. When you travel to cold regions. You can let it grow....
Posted on: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 15:09:56 +0000
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