VALENTINES DAY EMERGENCY APPEAL. I wanted to politely appeal to - TopicsExpress



          

VALENTINES DAY EMERGENCY APPEAL. I wanted to politely appeal to the long line of supermodels and army of the worlds most beautiful interesting women to refrain from gathering outside my parents front door and leaving me sacks of valentine cards and posting provocative items of lingerie and topless photos through the letter box. My parents are elderly very conservative church goers and frankly its causing them great disruption. Im not a piece of meat or a toy to be played with and discarded. Hell no. Im a real man with real feelings and hurt just like anybody else. Brad Pitt, George Clooney and David Beckham already feel jealous and threatened by me and are conspiring to derail my Hollywood career. So girls please dont make it any worse for me and restrain yourselves and refrain from the constant demands, devotion and attention. Happy valentines day. X
Posted on: Fri, 14 Feb 2014 15:44:43 +0000

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