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VICTORIOUS morning #2!: As I slowly stirred from slumber, a heavy feeling of anxiety gripped my chest. I had at that moment, realized I had forgotten to move my car, and that a parking ticket would surely be embracing my windshield. Slowly, and ever so cautiously, I approached my living room. I eased toward the window, and like a person getting ready to yell, "Happy Birthday!" at a surprise party, I leaped forward, peered on the street below, and upon my windshield lay nothing but morning dew! Euphoria overwhelmed me, I darted to my room, threw on a pair of jeans and shoes, grabbed my keys and drove to the Mt. Lebanon Police station. I got out, did an end zone dance consisting of pelvic thrusts, crouch grabs and rump shakers, raised my arm, extended my middle finger . . .and then the other 4 when I saw a Police Officer looking out the window, smiled, waved and ran away like a little girl...my car has been impounded . . .
Posted on: Sun, 22 Sep 2013 13:15:25 +0000

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