Vaporwave was good when we were all 12 living in the suburbs listening to Linkin Park watching Dragonball Z drinking Pepsi while playing Halo co-op on the easiest setting during which we consumed Doritos and looked at paintball guns on Ebay in Internet explorer connected through America Online on a 56k modem before hopping into our balding fathers latest midlife-crisis-impulse-sponsored japanese built sport utility vehicle to head to the mall and get more skateboarding shoes and pokemon cards before heading home, creating an AOL instant messenger screenname with some ultra deep meaning complete with triple xs/asterisks/420/parentheses and checking your myspace bulletins only to find that Jimmy, your best friend who always bums you an adderal during those 10 hour binge Counter Strike lan partys, starts playing the victim when you confront him about how Diana Ross is just Macintosh Plus sped up.
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 00:11:37 +0000