Vaughn Karkos is second guessing about going out in public with me, Im sure of it. We go to target to do a return and I tell him while he is doing the transaction Im gonna go to the bathroom. Well when I come out he isnt anywhere to be found so I assume he went to potty too. So I begin to send him random texts; Where are you? Send. Are you peeing? Send. Passing gas? Send. Other people can hear you you know. Send..... What yall dont know is EVERY time he gets a text, this British accented voice says, YOU HAVE A MESSAGE, MY LORD! HAHAHAHA. ..... so every person that was in that bathroom at the time heard this weird dudes phone in rapid successition telling him he has a message and his phone is always turned up FULL VOLUME! Oh Dear God, help me stop laughing! ..... my last message to him was My Lord, where have you gone! I guess youd had to of been there to get the full impact when he came out! Why oh why do I torture this man??
Posted on: Sat, 07 Jun 2014 21:20:31 +0000
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