Very cheeky!!! Enjoy. Take note of no. 6…..It’s the best 1 He said to me .. . I dont know why you wear a bra; youve got nothing to put in it I said to him .... . . You wear pants dont you? 2 He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said to him .. Thats a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart 3 He said to me. . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 4 He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find women who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking? I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. 5 He said to me...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said to him. . .. A widow. 6 He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed..Married women come home, see whats in bed and go to the fridge.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Dec 2014 05:11:56 +0000
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