Via Paul Nganga HOW TO GET YOUR CHARGES WITHDRAWN IN AN INTERNATIONAL COURT. Case Study: OPT VS UK. If Yourre lucky, the closet You get to a courtroom is John Grisham novels and occasional court sessions aired on tv. But, who knows someday You might appear in front of the ICC judges due to fabricated charges or because You financed and coordinated genocide for Your tribesmen. If so this tips can tilt justice to Your favour: 1. First blame Your political rivals and Western Nations for Your current woes. Use phrases like money has been poured to tarnish my good name or its a plot to finish me politically in favour of my arch rivals political ambition . 2. Get an internet savvy hacker #ieggItumbiDennis to hack the ICC website to gain access to witnesses details, location, phone numbers, family relations and other 3. Use the likes of #Matsanga to track down, intimidate and bribe the witnesses planning to testify against You. Threaten them with death or that of their family members to force them to recant their testimonies and refuse to testify. If they cant be bought off or compromised make them disappear like the Malaysian flight. 4. Hire the badass Lawyers in the land. Sharks with eloquent prose, the guileness of Nigerian conmen, speak in beautiful sentences to tear apart OTP evidence and convince the jury of Your innocence. 5. Use social media, print media, radio, tv to spin propaganda that further Your innocence and advance Your agenda. 6. Vie for a political office. The higher the seat, the better. 7. Rally and mobilize Your tribesmen behind You. For political support, spiritual support in form of votes and endless prayers respectively. 8. Form a political coalition with someone You share the same woes, fears, political ambition and aspiration. 9.By hooks and crooks win the damn election! The presidency. 10. Send envoys to countries all over to mobilize and rally other heads of States to Your cause. Dictators and heads with questionable credentials will definitely join the fight. Begin an anti-neocolonialism campaign, anti-puppeteerlism and political witch hunt. Use wisely the new found spirit of panafricalism. 11. Become the modern day hybrid of Kwame Nkurumah and Mumaar Gadaffi. 12. Use state machinery at Your disposal to trample on charges, erase evidence against You, phone records, that of land and car logs, everything. No evidence, there will be no crime conmitted. 13 . Refuse to cooperate with OTP and send AG as an amicus curie to defend the govt non cooperation. 14. Delay court sessions, ask for endless adjournments, demand to appers via video links and cry foul whenever any demand is not met. 15. Invite hooligans, rogue legislators and poor MCAs to crowd court sessions complete with vulgar tshirts illustrations. 16. Fly to Netherlands as a citizen, cooperate with the judges, stay calm and let the sharks do Your dirty work. 17. Finally the OTP will throw the towel and ask for a withdrawal, then You can walk home free like a BOSS.
Posted on: Sun, 07 Dec 2014 22:07:08 +0000
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