ViaInsidenaija I found a letter written by one of the students in the Mathematics department of the Polytechnic I attend to a girl at a secondary school. Here is what the guy wrote, Dear Doreenda, With reference to the syllabus of my feelings, I want to prove that the locus of my point is directly proportional to your heart. On seeing you, I feel like a triangle with only 2 angles, the third one being you. At times I feel like a circle without a circumference and a tangent without a gradient. We are like two simultaneous equations without solutions. You never seem to notice that I am a point lying at your linear equation. Your smile make my mind rotate 360 degrees anticlockwise and applying a translation, I finally get your image. You are factors of a quadratic equation but still feel two disjoint sets. You are the hypotenuse of my right angled triangle and on using either sine or cosine, we can obtain a real solution. I tried to deal with you on a calculator version but the probability of success is very low. My letter consists of only one section to be answered without a calculator and the answer is to be given Yes in three significant figures. My life without you is like coordinates of a quadratic turning point. My love for you is infinite like the graph of Tan 90 and Tan 270 degrees. Yours Mathematical, Gabriel. One word for this? hahahahahahahahahaha This is to inform you that a new comedian has just arrived on facebook. His name is calebsco, he is from 9ja village, he can make you laugh for 3hours straight. I so much believe on him because he is funny more than all other comedians. This guy is a born comedian. Hahahahahahahaha. Am laughing because of this new comedian jokes. You want to laugh abi? Oya like his page>>>The New Comedian dont scroll down yet, like his page to laugh away your sorrows, click on this blue link> The New Comedian and pls like. You will laugh till your stomach began to pain you. What are you waiting for, just click on this blue link»»The New Comedian then like the page and laugh away your sorrows.
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