WADDY IS THE NAME AND KOI BOOKS ARE THE GAME! To all you wealthy Koya dealers out there, dunno if youve realised it but Christmas is a coming soon - the very time when all you Koya dealers can get fat! OK, youll be selling high priced Koi like shelling peas - both at your premises and through your staff frantically taking orders (and payments) from your websites. What you DONT need at this time are idiots marching into your shop and asking questions like - Why are my Koi dying? OR Why are my Koi flicking? OR Why are my Koi covered in ulcers? OR Is it true that Koi hibernate? OR Does the 6 of ice on top of my pond insulate the water? You do not want to face all this, because answers given are time-consuming and in any case, half of these idiots dont listen anyway. So to save your time and increase your Koya sales, why not buy a shed load of my Koi Books? Then you can say to these idiots - Look Sir, all the information required is inside this wonderful book, why not read it from cover to cover and then youll know exactly what to do? Then add (to cement the sale) - The author of this book is Peter Waddington, DFC and Bar - the most famous Koya expert on this planet - and the next one for that matter - he is also extremely handsome and very shy. Imagine reading this volume next to an open fire at night, together with one or two snifters, and those long winter nights will simply fly by! Not quite finished yet ................................... So the idiot returns home, reads the book, notes the points salient to him and then tots up how much it will cost him for a heater, medications, microscope, water test kits etc. etc. Then hell realise just how cold it is in his garden and think to himself - Hmmm, do I really need to spend all this hard-earned, and then have to go out into the arctic to carry it all out? So he comes up with a brainwave and decides - I know, Ill do what Ive done for the past few years by allowing all my Koi to joss it over the winter, fish their bodies out in spring and then buy some more! So, by buying a couple of shed loads or three of my books, you can get rid of these idiots at your busiest times and, in spring, when business needs a boost, theyll all flood back in to purchase replacements!!!! As usual, I take all standard forms of payment plus USD payments from Switzerland and the Cayman Islands, if you wish to make payment by scrap metal, make sure its either gold, silver, lead or copper. Thanks for reading folks and here are the books!
Posted on: Fri, 21 Nov 2014 18:20:18 +0000