WANTED: A sane Tica woman to marry me. WHAT YOU - TopicsExpress



          

WANTED: A sane Tica woman to marry me. WHAT YOU GET: ME, 24/7 because I will no longer have to do border runs ( which are stupid by the way, and I may drive you nuts) ABOUT YOU: Must Love the beach, can cook, and likes a cat that acts like a dog. ABOUT ME: I question orders as I follow them, Love the beach and have a cat, and have a strange fetish for cleaning after you cook. ABOUT US: No kids, lets just help raise the ones that are here already, so no one has to run into power tripping assholes with fancy shirt symbols like I did today. DISCLAIMER: I have no pension, no silver spoon in my ass, no fat bank account, Lets do it for the Love ( of not having to do border runs ) and I hope you can afford to buy your own surf board, we will figure everything else out. Thanks, Satire ( unless youre Tica and really wanna marry me ) Pura Vida! jajajajajajaj
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 01:22:55 +0000

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