WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws & while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up & her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned & walked over to the car. He noticed that Lindas eyes were now open & she looked very strange. He asked her: R u okay? Linda replied that shed been shot in the back of the head & had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked & Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot & the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered & tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed & came to her aid. Yes, Linda is a blonde ...!!!
Posted on: Wed, 29 Jan 2014 17:58:52 +0000
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