WARNING: THIS POST IS GROSS. There is an unspoken rule in polite society which states what happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom. Im about to violate that now--so, if you are a squeamish sort, move on quickly. So, I am sitting in the bathroom at SAG-AFTRA 8th floor just now, you know, takin care of bidness (as the kids say), and a dude comes into the stall next to mine--which was kinda creepy in and of itself because all the other stalls were free. But.....I digress. This gentleman was clearly suffering from some form of gastro intestinal distress. Anyway, there was a bit of grunting going on after which there was the unmistakable sound of something hitting the water, if you know what I mean. Thats not unusual, right? Right. As a best selling book once declared: Everybody Poops! What IS unusual is hearing this gentlemen whispering out the refrain from the attached song after, well, each one of his exertions. So, picture it. Im sitting there minding my own bidness when suddenly I hear in a barely audible but nonetheless lyrical voice I got one less problem without you. I got one less problem without you and finally I got one less, one less prooooblem. Then, as he was leaving, I hear him open the door and shout back to no one in particular Its Iggy Iggs! And, THAT ladies and gentlemen is why I will continue to work here for the rest of my days. https://youtube/watch?v=iS1g8G_njx8
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 22:32:06 +0000
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