WARNING: This is a REAL Threat: Please share: Facebook is currently harvesting personal information about you and it is doing this by remotely analysing the DNA footprint you leave when you touch your screen or keyboard. Once it has this information it will be able to synthesise your brainwaves and send signals from the screen which will collect information from within your brain and return it to Facebook through your eyes when you next look at the screen. It does not matter whether you consciously know certain information or not. For instance it will be able to collect bank details from your brain memory banks even if you believe that you have not remembered them. To prevent this you should immediately wipe your screen/keyboard with a soft cloth dipped into thin gravy into which has been mixed one soluble aspirin dissolved in water. You need to do this before every subsequent use of the screen/keyboard after there has been more than one hour inactivity. You should also wear 3-D glasses every time you look at your screen in future. If you do not have 3-D glasses then you should hold your non typing hand one foot in front of your eyes, horizontally, and only view the screen through the gaps between your fingers, while moving your hand up and down rapidly. The authorities are presently working on a more permanent solution which will be made public once it has been perfected. Meantime, senior members of the Facebook board are being hunted down and when captured are to be held in Guantanamo Bay detention camp. Better safe than sorry hey?
Posted on: Wed, 07 Jan 2015 19:10:14 +0000
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